Let's have some fun! I just watched Wednesday's episode of The Colbert Report. Stephen mentioned a website I'd not heard of before: Conservapedia. It's like Wikipedia, but with a conservative slant. If you have anything that can inoculate you against bitterness and stupidity, now would be the time to administer a dosage.

The Daily Show purports to be a satirical program that airs on cable network Comedy Central. It is known for catering to an audience of public school teenagers, more than 60% of whom, a study of one school district found, watch television for over three hours a day. Liberals have recognized the leftist slant of the show by giving it a Peabody Award and nine Emmys.

It's now thirteen Emmys, by the way. Anyway, that one entry contains a slew of fun links.

Public schools in the United States are liberal and atheistic government institutions that employ 3 million people and spend $411.5 billion annually at a cost of $10,770 per student. Spoken prayer, the Ten Commandments, and sharing of faith are expressly forbidden in public schools' classrooms during school hours, and teaching of morality is implicitly disfavored. Homosexual indoctrination is common as early as elementary school in more liberal states.

A liberal (also leftist) is someone who rejects logical and biblical standards, often for self-centered reasons. There are no coherent liberal standards; often a liberal is merely someone who craves attention, and who uses many words to say nothing.

An Emmy Award is an award given ostensibly for excellence in television programming production.

Comedy Central is a left-slanting cable and satellite television channel which draws a large portion of its viewership from adolescents, such as the average public school student (who watches more than three hours of television daily). Comedy Central features adult cartoons, including South Park, and dim-witted liberal programs including The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert.

And, just for the hell of it...

Barack Hussein Obama II aka Barry Soetoro (allegedly born in Honolulu Aug. 4, 1961) is the 44th President of the United States, and previously served as a first-term Democratic Senator from Illinois (2005-2008). Obama and his running mate Senator Joseph Biden won the presidential election after 23 months of campaigning that spent over $700 million, much of it raised from undisclosed or fraudulent donors. Obama spent far more per vote than McCain did: Obama spent $7.39 per vote, while McCain spent only $5.78 per vote. ... The Association of American Physicians and Surgeons observed that Obama used techniques of mind control in his campaign, as in this speech: "a light will shine down from somewhere, it will light upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will say to yourself, 'I have to vote for Barack.'"

Ah, fun.