Today Sarai came over and we saw each other for the first time in years. It was kind of like nothing had ever happened, except she lost some weight and I gained it. And she's married. But it was nice to have an old friend over and just hang out. She shared She & Him with me, and now I need to make her a couple mix CDs because I've got music she doesn't know she's missing out on. We had Five Guys. I'm glad she's back in the world and happy.

I need to move out of Fort Collins. This place blows. If I wanted to live in a town full of douchebag college kids and old people, I'd live... well, here. But I don't. So I need to move.

Joe Rogan's comedy special on Netflix is hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. I wish I was a standup comedian. I like it when people laugh at me. When I'm trying to get them to. Not as much when I'm not.

Anyway,